I am a Malaysian and Malaysia is my home
I’m really not the most patriotic person around, but I’m also not one who does not love her own country – unlike many people who was de-Malaysian-nized.
I’ve been busy (hmmm too free, that’s why) spending my time exploring Malaysian groups discussion boards in facebook. There were some rather political, unfriendly comments from various nationality (and Malaysian themselves) but mainly light-hearted and funny things. Brought smiles to my face just thinking about my fellow Malaysians.
Malaysia has its flaws, and its beauty… and it will always be my home, and I need not say more.
Happy 50th Independence Year Malaysia!
Oh… and I came across this “How Malaysian Are You” test and so I thought I’d try it out (and yes, I’m totally honest and did not cheat!)
You can try it yourself first here (of course don’t scroll down too much lah) before you read my answers and the actual answers below
1. How much is satu kupang?
[I have no idea??! I thought it’s some extinct currency? The only thing that came to my mind was kuda kupang… wait, or was it kuda kepang… well, something like that lah]
2. Where's the favourite spot to take wedding pictures in Taiping?
[Jeeez I don’t know… I’ve been to Taiping only once, and that’s to the lake… and I did not take any wedding pictures. The Taiping Lake Gardens perhaps?]
3. In what dialect is Apo Nak Di Kato?
[I really don’t know too… but I’m guessing some Kelantan dialect?]
4. Name at least five variations of roti canai.
[Hmmm I thought there’s only 1 roti canai?? I could name 5 different roti(s) though – Roti Pisang (my favourite), Roti Tisu (another favourite when I feel something extra sugary), Roti Telur, Roti Planta, Roti Bom. And there are heaps more of weird Roti name thanks to Murni in SS2]
5. What is the staple food of native Sarawakians?
[Rice perhaps? Why would there be different staple food for them??]
6. Name a popular Malay ointment made from "sea-cucumber"
[I totally have no idea… I only know Malaysian Chinese eat sea-cucumber]
7. Name the sauce made from fish or shrimp that the Kelantanese love.
[No idea]
8. What does pi mai pi mai tang tu mean?
[I forgot! I used to know it…. It’s a tv show – at least I know that]
9. Which fruit is Ipoh famous for?
[Pomelo! I can’t be wrong!]
10. What is the English name for putu mayam?
[There is an English name??!]
11. "Lah" is to Peninsular Malaysians as"..." is to Sabahans.
[I really do not know…. Perhaps my brother can help in this since he studied in Sabah]
12. What does ABC stand for?
[Air Batu Campur (Ais Kacang translated as Ice Peanut)… but also means ABC soup for the chinese community]
13. How long is a sari?
[Quite long… 2 metres maybe? I should have taken the saree out from the bag which I bought last year while in India… yups it’s still in that shopping bag!]
14. What does the Cantonese phrase" ngam ngam " means ?
[“Exactly” or “Just Made It” or something like that…. We all know we cannot give the exact direct translation to words like this!]
15. Name Penang's famous beach.
[Batu Ferringhi…. I would assume any Malaysian would have known this!]
16. How do you order coffee mixed with tea at a kopi-tiam?
[Yin-Yong!]
17. What's on Malaysian TV at 8pm?
[Hahaha…. NEWS! So it was so odd when I came to Australia when good movies are at that time instead! 8pm used to be my dinner time with 6-7, 7-8 some Chinese Drama, followed by 8.30-9.30, 9.30-10.30 with some more Chinese Drama / Korean Drama or movie time]
18. On one side of our RM1 coin is the bunga raya, what's on the other?
[Oh no! I don’t know? RM1? No no… RM1 is with the Bunga Raya right? A Keris maybe? I can remember the old RM1 though…. It has that building and the star… I think…. Oh well, at least I know it is Gold in colour]
19. Now what's on our 10 sen coin?
[Congkak? I think…]
20. What was the name of the KL Commonwealth Games 1998 mascot?
[Hey… that’s not fair… it was ages ago… Was it a bird? I have a vision of some blue yellow red white bird… but I could have mistaken it for something else]
21. When you fill in a form, if you're not Malay, Chinese or Indian, you are...?
[Lain-Lain ;)]
22. Who is Malaysia's favourite Kampung Boy?
[Are we talking about when on Malaysian Idol or what? Coz the first person that comes to my mind is that fat rock singer on Malaysian Idol – Faizal was he? Or Fairul… or Faizul… or something like that… but the question probably have no connection with Malaysian Idol anyway… if so then probably that famous Malaysian kampung cartoons… Lat perhaps?]
23. How did the word "gostan" come about?
[Why can’t you just ask me what it means…. I means reverse… and I have no idea how it came about though I remember reading it somewhere… funny we always use that word when we talk but we never write it coz we all know it’s not a dictionary word – or is it now?]
24. Lobo's "Whispers in the Wind" is the English version of which famous Malay song?
[There was an English song from a Malay song??! OK I cheated a bit on this – I looked and listened to “Whispers in the Wind” and I know the tune… “Getaran Jiwa by P.Ramlee”! it’s not even direct translated! “Bisikan Angin” Hahaha]
25. When did Malaysia last win the Thomas Cup?
[Ages ago… I think 1992…. And I lost interest in Badminton soon after that…. The best game which left an impact to me was Foo Kok Kheong vs Joko Suprianto and yup I was a super big fan of badminton back then, now? I don’t even know all the players…]
26. What is the name of our national flag?
[Jalur Gemilang]
27. If you want 4D numbers, who do you consult?
[Temple? Or some Chinese bomoh or something]
28. What's the name of the Malaysian-made 175cc motorbike?
[Jaguh if I remember correctly]
29. Name our national bird.
[We have a national bird??? We have a National Flower and a Sarawak bird. Perhaps they meant Kenyalang (Hornbill)?]
30. If the father is a baba, and the mother is a nyonya, then what is the son?
[BaNya or NyoBa? Hahaha… Baba lah!]
The Answers and my response to them...
1. Northern slang for 10 sen [Haha… oops sorry! Kinda ignorant… been a central kid all these while… not in close touch with northern slang :p]
2. Lake Gardens [yay… I’m right! Guess that’s the only nice place in Taiping? Heheheh]
3. Negri Sembilan, meaning "What's there to say?" [Sorry had no idea!]
4. Roti bom, roti pisang, roti planta, roti telur, roti sardin, roti tisu, roti bawang [Hmmm… wrong question lah dude… Canai just means plain… you can’t ask what type of roti canai]
5. Sago [Oh yes yes… sounds familiar]
6. Minyak gamat made from sea cucumber, for wounds [Ahhhh now why didn’t I think of that… Sea Cucumber Oil… Minyak Gamat… of course….]
7. Budu [Never heard of it before… ask me belacan and some more common Malaysian stuff then I’m sure to score!]
8. Northern dialect that means coming and going but ending up at the same spot [Hmmm…. Ok]
9. Pomelo [Yay… my dad is from Ipoh… so no way I can not know this]
10. String hoppers [Jeez…. Serious??!]
11. Bah [Lalalalala…. Whatever…]
12. Air batu campur OR All Asia Broadcast Centre [Never knew it stands for that too… oh well]
13. Six yards [Almost 6 metres???! Wow that’s really long! But I don’t think my saree was that long though… maybe coz it’s a modern less cloth saree… hahaha]
14. Just in time or just fit or just right. [I’m ngam!]
15. Batu Ferringhi [duh]
16. Kopi cham [since when??? It means coffee mix… don’t remember anyone saying it! Which state uses this??! I’m sure I’m right!]
17. The news [Of course…]
18. Keris [hahaha… I’m actually right!]
19. Congkak [and this too! Great!]
20. Wira [Sounds familiar… so is Wira a bird??]
21. "Other" or Lain-lain [Another duh]
22. Lat [Hahaha… Malaysian Idol pulak… but hey, I’m right too]
23. A corruption of "go astern" [serious?? I don’t remember people telling me that]
24. P. Ramlee's Getaran Jiwa [and I like it when our modern Malaysian singers mem-more-pop-kan it nowadays]
25. 1992 [I told you I WAS a badminton fan!]
26. Jalur Gemilang [another duh… but well, if you say Bendera Malaysia it could be still right right?]
27. "Datuk" [since when?? Is there another meaning to this question? I know people always go to “temple” to “kao chim” to ask for 4-D… Malays are not supposed to gamble so they don’t need to see datuk for 4-D!]
28. Jaguh [Yay!]
29. There's none – lah [Hahaha… Trick question….]
30. Baba [another Trick question :p]




